I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cas h two years ago.我才不会哭，我早在两年前就 把泪腺卖给器官银行换钱了。

You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad do esn’t know he’s my dad.你的纹身是想气死你爹， 我爹压根不知他是我爹。

Is that annoying? Is that obnoxious and rude? W ould you find it distracting if someone did that to you whi le you were working? Oh, you don't have a job, sorry.你不爽吗？觉得对方欠扁又无礼吗？你工 作是有人这么着（打响指）你会觉得烦吗 ？哦，不对，你连工作都没有，抱歉。 ）

I'm fighting the instinct to weep. But keep going.我强忍着要哭的冲动，你继续说。

Max: You know, when I was born, the doctors tried to pr y my dead twin sister from my hands, but I never let go. She was my first doll.你知道吗，我出生时医生想把我死去的双 胞胎妹妹从我手里撬出来。但我就是不放 手，她是我第一个洋娃娃

Max: Han, you can't let your mommy keep bullying you. Stand up to her. You're a53-year-old man.你不能总让你老妈这么欺负你。要勇敢反 抗，你都是个53岁的男人了。Han: Max, I am 29.Max,我才29岁。

毒舌什么的 看看娱乐娱乐就好 可不要学啊